1 00:00:04,575 --> 00:00:06,471 Although these stories are called that... 2 00:00:06,808 --> 00:00:09,786 ...they happened not just in Canterbury. 3 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,894 And the writings of one Geoffrey Chaucer they are not. 4 00:00:13,258 --> 00:00:14,642 Against! 5 00:00:14,812 --> 00:00:18,483 These stories are, more or less, in one form or another... 6 00:00:18,711 --> 00:00:22,083 ...became a big part world literature of all times. 7 00:00:23,047 --> 00:00:24,883 Looking back to the past... 8 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:27,387 ...you'll notice that all these stories... 9 00:00:27,437 --> 00:00:29,673 ...are the fruits of folk composition. 10 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:33,266 And, in principle, they belong, first of all... 11 00:00:33,465 --> 00:00:35,124 ...oral tradition of storytelling. 12 00:00:35,307 --> 00:00:38,907 And although some writers people like Chaucer, like Boccaccio... 13 00:00:39,409 --> 00:00:41,038 ...recorded these chronicles on paper... 14 00:00:41,622 --> 00:00:45,507 ...their real authors should look among ordinary people. 15 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,453 Among those who, in moments of relaxation... 16 00:00:49,151 --> 00:00:51,753 ...told in places of rest... 17 00:00:52,299 --> 00:00:54,613 ...these fairy tales are for adults. 18 00:01:07,565 --> 00:01:11,433 OTHER CANTERBURY STORIES 19 00:01:15,463 --> 00:01:17,649 adaptation of literary stories... 20 00:01:20,696 --> 00:01:23,719 ...Pietro ARETINO 21 00:01:25,932 --> 00:01:28,895 ...Sabadino DELLI ARENTI 22 00:01:31,108 --> 00:01:34,237 ...Giovanni BOCCACCIO 23 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:39,243 ...Geoffrey CHAUCER 24 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,569 ...Margarita NAVARSKAYA 25 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:50,791 ...Franco SACCHETTI 26 00:01:55,595 --> 00:01:59,905 director Mino GUERRINI 27 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,365 What a hellish life we have! 28 00:02:22,616 --> 00:02:24,569 It's crazy how cold it is! 29 00:02:24,741 --> 00:02:26,593 What are you complaining about, hey? 30 00:02:26,695 --> 00:02:30,192 Today we are free to do everything whatever your heart desires. It wasn't like that before. 31 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,243 All these lands belonged great and terrible lord... 32 00:02:33,365 --> 00:02:34,898 ...and the big son of a bitch! 33 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,185 My grandfather told me that at that time sir... 34 00:02:37,342 --> 00:02:39,446 ...could even decide to live for you or die. 35 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,645 Sir, this creature thrown at your feet... 36 00:03:09,769 --> 00:03:11,890 ...worked for a person named Della Pietra. 37 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,369 What kind of worm is this? Della Pietra? 38 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,143 Sire, he is the leader the same gang... 39 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:19,680 ...that she terrorized entire areas! 40 00:03:19,858 --> 00:03:23,176 Our fellows captured only this one. But he is the most terrible of the bandits. 41 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,831 What other Egyptian robber?! 42 00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:29,150 I, sir, have never taken up arms in my life. 43 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,133 And you will even deny that he shared bread with Pandolfi's gang? 44 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:35,471 What are you all “gang” and “gang”? This... 45 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,802 It was a group of friends. 46 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,296 And I was their little family member. Family pet. 47 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,268 I was a little bit of everything to them. 48 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:46,079 I cooked them an omelette I washed and ironed for them... 49 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,711 Well, and other things! 50 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,464 Things, things... What other things? 51 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:56,280 - If I could say... - Confess, for your own justification. 52 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,849 - No, no, sir... - Well, speak up! 53 00:03:59,279 --> 00:04:01,015 Loaded their guns! 54 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,794 - And always only you? - Always me! 55 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,313 Am I not good? 56 00:04:05,766 --> 00:04:07,556 Sir, what decision will you make? 57 00:04:08,969 --> 00:04:11,759 - Health, sir!!! - Health! 58 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,735 Because you made me laugh... 59 00:04:13,828 --> 00:04:16,072 -...I will forgive you. There will be no torture. - Thank you! 60 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,832 - However, I... - Thank you! 61 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,903 I'll just sentence you to death. 62 00:04:21,271 --> 00:04:22,690 Yes... 63 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:24,849 Not to death, no! Not to death! 64 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:27,204 When should we carry it out? this sentence? 65 00:04:27,345 --> 00:04:29,420 Tomorrow... However, no! Immediately! 66 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,651 - He will be put to death immediately! - No! 67 00:04:31,802 --> 00:04:34,592 No, I don't want to die! I'm still too young for this! 68 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,000 No, I don't want to die! Let me go! Let go! 69 00:04:40,358 --> 00:04:41,809 Oh, let go! 70 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,431 Oh no! 71 00:04:44,506 --> 00:04:46,806 Let me go! Let me go! 72 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:51,390 Let me go! 73 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,365 These are the ones who insert bowls into themselves, like it's their boobs. 74 00:05:00,096 --> 00:05:01,776 And always so innocent! 75 00:05:01,955 --> 00:05:04,746 And there are some wives who really deserve the gallows! 76 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,323 What are you talking about? 77 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,103 I said exactly what I said. 78 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:11,733 But I think you said one thing implying something completely different. 79 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,903 I know what I said and repeat it I'm not going to! 80 00:05:15,009 --> 00:05:16,670 Those who wanted to understand understood. 81 00:05:16,813 --> 00:05:21,213 And if someone wants to keep head underground to nothing can't see or hear... 82 00:05:21,316 --> 00:05:23,258 ...then - please! It's his business! 83 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:37,968 Help! 84 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,792 My hubby! 85 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,741 What a pleasant surprise! You returned much earlier than usual. 86 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,178 I just wanted to drink. Give me some water! 87 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,516 - Hey, what's wrong? Are you angry? - I'm angry at flies. 88 00:06:00,933 --> 00:06:04,743 What, really? But they say that there is no point in getting angry at flies! 89 00:06:05,203 --> 00:06:08,093 Woman, you always believe that what do people say? 90 00:06:08,459 --> 00:06:10,757 But... what do your words mean? 91 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,386 Nothing. I said what I said. 92 00:06:13,515 --> 00:06:16,153 I'll have to leave tonight to Venice. 93 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,547 - I will be gone for three days. - Three days?! 94 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,604 And three nights. Prepare some food for me on the road. 95 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,261 And if someone wants to keep head underground to nothing can't see or hear... 96 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:35,057 ...then - please! It's his business! 97 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,230 Have a nice trip, hubby! And come back soon! 98 00:06:40,502 --> 00:06:42,430 Yes, yes! I'll be back soon. 99 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,699 My precious one! Expensive! 100 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:59,965 These beautiful brows are worthy of a crown. and great respect. 101 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:02,197 I'm all yours, sir! 102 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,092 Whose soft ears are these? that they listen to my words so reverently... 103 00:08:07,264 --> 00:08:08,977 ....my sweet heart? 104 00:08:09,129 --> 00:08:12,769 - Mister, I am yours with all my dignity. - Oh, thank you! 105 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:20,191 Whose beautiful eyes are these? shiny, like the bottom of a jug of water... 106 00:08:20,286 --> 00:08:22,086 ...in which sparkles shine sunlight... 107 00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:25,617 ...and to whom I am wholeheartedly attached eternal love? 108 00:08:25,747 --> 00:08:28,447 Signor, my dear! You know they are yours! 109 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,423 Whose tongue is this? sweet, like a jug of sugar and honey... 110 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:35,821 ...and who speaks the words, capable of melting the coldest heart? 111 00:08:36,387 --> 00:08:38,463 My dear sir! He's yours! 112 00:08:38,656 --> 00:08:41,379 He is yours and always will be tell you only nice things. 113 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,121 And this neck, as if chiseled made of ivory and beautiful, like pearls? 114 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,580 She is all yours, my good sir! 115 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,945 And these breasts, priceless... 116 00:09:03,037 --> 00:09:06,767 - ... more beautiful than rubies. Whose is it? - Yours, my dear sir. 117 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,107 - And no one else? - No one else, of course! 118 00:09:10,397 --> 00:09:14,195 I thank you first of all and in the highest degree for this, my dear! 119 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,867 What kind of treasure is this? which is more valuable than my soul? 120 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,795 And whose are these frankly open buns... 121 00:09:36,936 --> 00:09:39,944 ...so fresh and round, my sweet child? 122 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,292 Whose are they, the consolation of my soul? 123 00:09:43,546 --> 00:09:46,949 They belong to my husband, sir. Should I at least leave him something? 124 00:09:47,164 --> 00:09:50,466 Bitch! Prostitute! Is this all you leave me?! 125 00:09:52,139 --> 00:09:54,051 Who's there under the bed? 126 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,353 No one. Or perhaps a dog? 127 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,483 I realized that these are round and you leave delicious buns to Gallante... 128 00:10:08,615 --> 00:10:10,955 ...but now I want so that they too can be mine! 129 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,790 Thank you very much, my dear! 130 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,691 Hey Bellino! You protected us, right? 131 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,201 Don't be scared, Elena! 132 00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:16,554 Even if you yourself think that you deserve to be hanged... 133 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,688 ...after betraying my trust... 134 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,444 ...I still forgive you. 135 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:23,824 Oh my Gallante! I gave in under great duress! 136 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,219 I had to do it otherwise I could even die! 137 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,871 But I didn’t want such dishonor at all. 138 00:11:31,152 --> 00:11:33,007 He burst in here like a powerful stream of water... 139 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,321 ...with persuasion, persuasion and threats. This was our master. 140 00:11:36,525 --> 00:11:38,782 You know his temper well! 141 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,853 And only then did I agree to discredit your and your own honor. 142 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:45,125 Without any pleasure for yourself! And now I ask you for mercy! 143 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,730 You see, I couldn't fight back. 144 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,890 At least don't count me out a despicable person. 145 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,585 I'm sorry! I beg you laying hands on the crucifix! 146 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,970 However, you keep convincing me that you are very sorry. 147 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,160 But first... 148 00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:08,039 ...I must say that your repentance shouldn't be so bitter. 149 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,760 I will forgive you everything, but on one condition! 150 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:16,441 And only then will I forgive you, if you agree, and under no circumstances different outcome! 151 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,331 This is not bad: drive away worms and against fever. 152 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,477 - Are there any more? - Yes. There is more. 153 00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:35,904 This tastes bad. 154 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,779 But it’s useful - it drives any ailment from the head. 155 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,490 But this is delicious! 156 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:46,152 Tasty! Especially if added to meat. 157 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,147 - This? - I will never eat this! 158 00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:52,843 This is only suitable for to lead someone to death. 159 00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:55,400 If poison is ever needed, then this is one of the worst! 160 00:12:55,503 --> 00:12:57,868 All you have to do is eat - and you're done! 161 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,974 Donna, you know that in a few days... 162 00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:12,071 ...there will be a big ball at the palace. And so that you produce there good impression... 163 00:13:12,163 --> 00:13:14,408 ...I made you a special dress. 164 00:13:15,102 --> 00:13:17,752 - Hold it! - I will put it on with great pleasure. 165 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,485 And you call this a dress for a ball?! 166 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,918 - Yes! - Yes, I would prefer to go naked... 167 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,194 ...but don’t wear such nasty stuff! 168 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,545 Elena! You're a pain in my ass! 169 00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:47,603 You want to ruin my whole life, bastard! 170 00:13:47,883 --> 00:13:50,525 You don't have any respect and you are ready to throw any crap at me! 171 00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:52,654 And I have to accept the shame - take you out in such rags!? 172 00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:54,542 But you have to do what what am I telling you... 173 00:13:54,632 --> 00:13:57,822 ...because I am your husband, not some asshole! You understand? 174 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,926 - Let him turn around, sir. -What the hell are you talking about? 175 00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:22,486 Ask Donna Elena to turn around. 176 00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,387 Turn around, please! 177 00:15:32,718 --> 00:15:34,293 PRAISE 178 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,961 But, donna! What does it mean such a strange outfit? 179 00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:45,034 Signor, I will explain: this is what my husband wanted. 180 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,760 And, since I’m his wife, I couldn’t I couldn’t contradict him. 181 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,913 You, Gallante, are human the broadest views. 182 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,904 My views have never been as wide as yours. 183 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,041 And this fact should be clear to you. 184 00:16:01,314 --> 00:16:03,831 Sir, you are our absolute master... 185 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:07,179 ...and we must provide to your the pleasure of everything you just don't do it. 186 00:16:07,313 --> 00:16:09,941 However, your women you are free dress up the way you like... 187 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,039 ...I dress up my only one like this, as it pleases me. 188 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,899 You speak words of wisdom. 189 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:23,164 And as a reward I want to donate... 190 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:26,772 ...for your woman beautiful brocade robe. 191 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,498 Which she will have to put on immediately, to please me. 192 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,822 Sire! Any gift whatever you do... 193 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,998 ...will always be very pleasant. 194 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,411 Since you have proven your cunning, my dear Gallante... 195 00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:00,401 ...I should have used it more wisely this feature of yours... 196 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,098 ...and I would like to kindly nominate you... 197 00:17:03,486 --> 00:17:07,103 ...high official which will also allow you to be sent out of town. 198 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,148 I think this is - a very fair decision. 199 00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:13,050 Chelso! I want Gallante... 200 00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:16,492 ...became our new ambassador at the Venetian Palace. 201 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,280 - But this is impossible! - You don’t understand anything! 202 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,590 You are leaving as soon as possible along with your wife. 203 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,144 Sir, I will leave in a week. 204 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,474 Let's continue our holiday! 205 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,480 - What is this? - Delicious salad. Eat! 206 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,593 - He's kind of bitter! - I know. 207 00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:28,053 But it will take away that pain in your head which prevents you from falling asleep. 208 00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:30,492 Eat! Come on, eat! 209 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,471 - But is it safe? - It's safe! 210 00:18:34,565 --> 00:18:37,264 It is not only safe, but he will also heal you from every disease. 211 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,130 It makes me sick! 212 00:18:39,232 --> 00:18:42,865 But if you eat it, you will lose headache and heaviness in the stomach will go away. 213 00:18:46,157 --> 00:18:47,756 Well, if you insist. 214 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,079 But, in general, it’s better not to eat. 215 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,420 - The ambassador's position is not worth it. - But I always have a headache. 216 00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:03,988 Certainly! 217 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,285 But I'll take it off you myself all the headache. 218 00:19:06,627 --> 00:19:08,081 Take off your clothes! 219 00:19:08,288 --> 00:19:10,020 And go to bed quickly! 220 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,093 Come on, lie down! Well, get moving! 221 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,039 Here you go! 222 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,693 Yes, women have to pay for everything! Your story is good! 223 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:29,369 But listen what happened to your friend my grandfather in Sicily, where is my grandfather went on business. 224 00:19:29,456 --> 00:19:30,889 Here, listen! 225 00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:34,110 The man lived in Sicily and sculpted saints. In short, he was a great artist! 226 00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:36,537 His statues seemed alive! 227 00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:39,234 It can hardly be expressed in words how good they were. 228 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,871 The light isn't too pretty. 229 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,980 Fuck-tibidoh! But it would seem true Christian. 230 00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:08,144 Fair! You are a great master! 231 00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:11,157 There are now eighteen of these statues. 232 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,573 But I still can’t comprehend it myself the secret of their poetry. 233 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,989 And no matter how many students I recruit, I can’t convey the skill. 234 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,772 I'm just wasting my time. And why am I even looking for you? 235 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:24,095 Oh, my faithful friend Antonio! 236 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:28,639 Maybe you can tell me what I'm doing in this room? Shouldn't I return to your wife? 237 00:20:28,746 --> 00:20:31,345 - What do you tell me? - What do you have to do with it? 238 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,841 Just keep your mouth shut... 239 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,243 And get your paint ready for tomorrow! 240 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,373 And listen! 241 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,703 I'm missing the exact word. 242 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,466 Just one word, although I I think I know everything. 243 00:20:47,804 --> 00:20:51,265 Holy Gracciolo Zappatore! Even if you don't speak... 244 00:20:51,445 --> 00:20:54,903 ...I swear that the truth will come, but it's too late, you know! 245 00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:57,250 Well, and then... In my honor... 246 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,231 Now I'm keeping it simple because current shame... 247 00:21:00,349 --> 00:21:02,187 ...will be increased by four! 248 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,983 Are you done yet, my hubby? 249 00:21:05,068 --> 00:21:08,129 Yes, because Tatuccio invited me come for dinner tonight. 250 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,424 - Oh, since he lives far away, I came earlier. - Prudent of you. 251 00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:17,733 - Ah... tell me... Will you be back very late? “I won’t come until dinner is over.” 252 00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:19,342 But you don't need to worry. 253 00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:22,280 Lock yourself up well, and when I return, I'll wake you up. 254 00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:23,826 Well, of course! 255 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,048 The paints are ready, teacher. I kiss your hands! 256 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,420 Eat well my dear hubby! 257 00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:07,757 Get a good night's sleep, my wife. 258 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,921 - What did you tell her? - That I’m going to dinner at Tatuccio’s. 259 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,921 - And she? - Nothing! And what should I tell her? 260 00:22:46,184 --> 00:22:50,374 All we can do is wait and see what happens. You'll see for yourself! 261 00:22:53,099 --> 00:22:56,291 - What are you doing? - Gorgeous. Beauty! 262 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:58,498 I just can't wait! Well, let's go! 263 00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:00,370 Hurry up to bed! 264 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,592 Now go to your home... 265 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,644 ...and take a good look in all the nooks and crannies... 266 00:23:07,835 --> 00:23:10,263 ...where someone could hide. 267 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,499 In the meantime, stay here and don't move! 268 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,440 - Do you have a weapon with you? - Since birth! 269 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,644 Oh, my little nose! Thank you for the pleasure you give me! 270 00:23:22,699 --> 00:23:24,801 Give me your big one! Let's! 271 00:23:24,886 --> 00:23:26,864 Don't thank me for this and my parents. 272 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,470 Who else is this? 273 00:23:28,621 --> 00:23:30,788 - No, don't worry! - But there’s someone there! 274 00:23:31,562 --> 00:23:33,392 - This is probably my husband! - Well, where are you going? 275 00:23:33,839 --> 00:23:36,960 O holy matron! Hurry up and hide! If he sees you here, he will kill you! 276 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,122 What are you doing there? 277 00:23:39,522 --> 00:23:41,248 I'm coming! I'm coming! 278 00:23:42,606 --> 00:23:43,949 Oh, you? 279 00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:46,454 I know you've been studying here something disgusting... 280 00:23:46,688 --> 00:23:49,493 ...once you made me wait so much time on the doorstep! 281 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480 I? No, nothing like that! I was sleeping. I needed time to wake up, isn't it? 282 00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:02,014 Well, where else have you gone, huh? 283 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,519 Have you lost something? 284 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,506 Lost your honor, shameless one! 285 00:24:19,611 --> 00:24:21,222 And what idea came into your head? 286 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,781 I have to find that cuckold who decided to take my place! 287 00:25:09,969 --> 00:25:12,445 Keep your eyes wide open! And whoever runs - cut him! 288 00:25:18,694 --> 00:25:22,489 Search and search! Well, so be it search all night? 289 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,536 If it makes you happy, someone who is not here... 290 00:25:25,637 --> 00:25:27,057 ...then look hard! 291 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,654 But who are you hoping to find, huh? 292 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:31,773 Your wife is faithful! 293 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,037 I know what I'm looking for! 294 00:25:34,305 --> 00:25:36,075 She is true! 295 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:39,093 I'll show you what I'll do when I find him! 296 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,338 You will curse that day when I started dating him. 297 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,703 And I already curse that day! 298 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,051 But tell me what color... 299 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:51,501 ...light or red, the hair of that cuckold about whom you say, huh? 300 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,926 Why is it so persistent here? the smell of wine? 301 00:26:00,387 --> 00:26:03,104 That's exactly what horns smell like! 302 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,087 A lot of time has already passed as he entered his house. 303 00:26:55,506 --> 00:26:58,810 Well, nothing, nothing! Maybe did they get along with each other? 304 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,747 But are you sleeping?! 305 00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:05,931 No, I'm already awake! 306 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,141 What was that? 307 00:27:57,354 --> 00:28:00,675 The day is already dawning. I'm leaving, otherwise it's starting to start everything is annoying. 308 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,949 What about you? Will you stay here? 309 00:28:04,025 --> 00:28:06,901 Ah, well, I see! Hello to you! 310 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,369 Yes, the devil is in your ribs! 311 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,251 I'm sorry! 312 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,026 Sleep, sleep! But you can't fool me! 313 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:04,897 He even sleeps standing up! 314 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,595 In the end I'll tear you to pieces cuckold! You'll know who to fuck! 315 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,960 - No, I didn’t fuck! Didn't fuck! - Yes, I fucked you! 316 00:30:45,153 --> 00:30:47,584 Stop! Stop! Stop, they tell you! 317 00:30:47,734 --> 00:30:49,954 - No, I didn't fuck! - Stop, despicable one! 318 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,242 - Stop! - I won’t stop! 319 00:30:57,694 --> 00:30:59,557 Stop, shameless one! 320 00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:02,948 - Stop! Stop! - Why, if you kill me? 321 00:31:08,294 --> 00:31:10,306 Libertine, come to me! 322 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:12,261 Stop, you scoundrel! 323 00:31:13,547 --> 00:31:15,439 Help me! 324 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,008 - Oh, you rogue! - Are you talking to me?! 325 00:31:20,118 --> 00:31:21,760 Wait! 326 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,346 - What happened, huh? - San Firmiro runs around completely naked. 327 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,847 Well, go ahead! Go! 328 00:31:35,612 --> 00:31:37,754 Stop! Stop! 329 00:31:39,621 --> 00:31:41,196 Where are you going? 330 00:31:41,737 --> 00:31:43,703 I'll show you who you can fuck! 331 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,745 You are a disgusting bastard! Well, hold on! 332 00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:55,335 Woodpecker! 333 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,319 What is this? I didn't even have time to gasp... 334 00:32:00,476 --> 00:32:02,095 ...and it has already disappeared. 335 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,541 But I’ll catch you again, you’ll see! 336 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,847 - Did you catch it? - Did I catch it? 337 00:32:12,022 --> 00:32:13,628 Don't you see it yourself? 338 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,832 I caught your ass! Ass! 339 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,513 My savage! 340 00:32:26,886 --> 00:32:30,793 White or red wine, right? I guess now you'll tell me... 341 00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:32,806 ...that I'm just drunk... 342 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:35,407 ...and I imagined everything. Right, bitch? 343 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,504 - What are you saying? - What am I saying? I'll cut you into pieces! 344 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,776 Then take a bigger knife! 345 00:32:41,976 --> 00:32:45,944 You are a despicable bitch! I'll beat the crap out of you from your brain! 346 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,438 I'll burn you! Or I'll kill you! 347 00:32:48,616 --> 00:32:51,864 You know, do what you want! But I am an honest woman! 348 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,805 Honest? Yes, you're a bitch! 349 00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:00,179 But I swear I'll put it out in you this fire... 350 00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:02,638 ...which you set on fire right and left! 351 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,983 You're just a poor drunkard who is tormented by hallucinations! 352 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,152 You shouldn't be standing here and insult an honest woman! 353 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,461 I don't understand why I'm still here... 354 00:33:11,653 --> 00:33:15,494 ...because only your saints are ready stay here because they can't run away from you into the fields! 355 00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:17,521 I can't look at your ugliness anymore! 356 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,775 But I... I... I will kill you! 357 00:33:19,979 --> 00:33:22,203 I will kill! I'll cut you into pieces! 358 00:33:22,884 --> 00:33:26,485 - Leave me alone! Let go! - Here you go, animal! 359 00:33:27,523 --> 00:33:29,398 I'll kill you! Understand? 360 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,221 I will destroy you! 361 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,598 - But who is it? Is it really Mastru Mino? - Master Mino?! 362 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,085 What's happened? 363 00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,151 Oh, my friend! 364 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,700 What happened to you? 365 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,171 I heard that some soldier broke your head. 366 00:33:53,256 --> 00:33:55,061 That's pretty much how it was... 367 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,108 As I always say... 368 00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:07,785 If the horns appeared, they will just grow! 369 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,591 On the other hand, It's not just women who can't be trusted. 370 00:34:09,723 --> 00:34:12,824 As an example, I will give one fisherman from Napule... 371 00:34:13,075 --> 00:34:16,066 ...who was married to an ugly woman for many years. 372 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,974 And then one day his wife fell ill... 373 00:34:19,074 --> 00:34:21,656 ...because that's how it was God willing, that's it! 374 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,238 And then he called the doctor. 375 00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:03,677 Hey hey! Hey! 376 00:35:09,203 --> 00:35:12,966 - Can we do something? - Oh, Lisette! My beautiful girl! 377 00:35:13,188 --> 00:35:15,104 Don't leave me! 378 00:35:15,227 --> 00:35:17,293 I will be so grateful to you! 379 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,200 - How many days has she not eaten? - It's already seven days. 380 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,449 - How many days does he say nothing? - Three days. 381 00:35:25,614 --> 00:35:27,408 In that case, she still looks good. 382 00:35:28,286 --> 00:35:30,756 And, truly, her time has come. 383 00:35:30,843 --> 00:35:33,198 Oh, you are my unhappy girl! 384 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,051 I forgive you your sins, in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit! 385 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,633 Beppe, dear! 386 00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:48,338 Seek consolation in prayers. 387 00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:52,161 And you, you've grown up, like a baby. 388 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,368 He doesn't need much right now. 389 00:35:54,636 --> 00:35:56,977 Give him something hot to eat. 390 00:35:57,451 --> 00:35:59,543 And put away everything cold. 391 00:36:00,351 --> 00:36:03,459 - Otherwise, you will remain pale-faced! - Yes, okay, padre. 392 00:36:04,513 --> 00:36:07,871 Nothing will help now this poor woman. 393 00:36:07,994 --> 00:36:09,508 And even more so - not a universal cry! 394 00:36:09,597 --> 00:36:12,061 And since I don't hear her anymore, then I can say... 395 00:36:12,158 --> 00:36:14,398 Her soul is almost ascended to heaven. 396 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,627 The Virgin Mary will be with you! 397 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,518 On a boat! Hey! 398 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:48,861 Well, now, as they say, pray and take communion! 399 00:36:49,044 --> 00:36:50,710 Yes, I know. Thank you! 400 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,992 Do you want something to eat? 401 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,640 Do you want something to drink? 402 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,720 Maybe a little wine? 403 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,363 My poor thing! I would like to die too! 404 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,120 Well, calm down! Don't kill yourself like that! 405 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,846 How can I live now? without my beautiful wife!? 406 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:57,345 The poor thing always woke me up at dawn... 407 00:37:57,503 --> 00:37:59,718 I went fishing in the sea... 408 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,211 And then he combed her hair all night. 409 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:06,287 Beautiful hair - hard, like chains. 410 00:38:06,426 --> 00:38:09,233 I combed my hair until it became it hurts my hand! 411 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,047 Mom dear! How cold you are! It shouldn't be like this! 412 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,560 - Mother! How cold! - You are cold, like ice. 413 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,565 Mother! How cold it is! 414 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,665 Let's go! Let's go! 415 00:39:03,785 --> 00:39:06,311 Let's warm up together, otherwise It's too cold here! 416 00:39:06,364 --> 00:39:07,672 Yes, as you wish! 417 00:39:07,817 --> 00:39:10,943 It's so cold here! Need to warm up a little. 418 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:17,596 Oh, my poor wife! My poor wife! 419 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,657 How good you are! 420 00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:25,990 How hot you are down here! 421 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,875 Warm me up! Warm me up! 422 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,853 No! 423 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,909 - Did you just say that? - No. 424 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,360 - But whose voice did I hear? - Nobody said anything. 425 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,279 Oh, how cold it is! How cold! 426 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:05,653 What an ass! 427 00:40:10,352 --> 00:40:12,959 Well, they are libertines! Both you and your shameless one! 428 00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:14,653 Slutty girl! 429 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,661 Jumped into your bed I didn’t even have time to die! 430 00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:22,330 But know that I will get you even dead! Understood? 431 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,076 You are just a piece of crap! 432 00:40:25,895 --> 00:40:28,131 My angel! So, then you're not dead? 433 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,889 She died! How she died! 434 00:40:32,549 --> 00:40:33,956 I'm hungry! 435 00:40:35,173 --> 00:40:36,850 I'm hungry! 436 00:40:37,467 --> 00:40:40,570 And you, ugly girl, You must prepare me something to eat immediately! 437 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,633 Eh, no! Get ready for both of us! 438 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,509 Hey you! 439 00:40:53,426 --> 00:40:55,142 You! 440 00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:58,115 Well, why are you howling? 441 00:41:02,454 --> 00:41:05,816 I? I'm crying with joy! 442 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,991 Significant other! My other half! 443 00:41:17,439 --> 00:41:19,377 No! No! 444 00:41:19,486 --> 00:41:23,091 Don't call me your soulmate anymore because I'm not your soulmate anymore! 445 00:41:23,421 --> 00:41:25,195 Because I... I... 446 00:41:43,025 --> 00:41:44,426 Hold it! 447 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,951 My grandfather, however... 448 00:41:57,596 --> 00:41:59,277 ...was one of those who has traveled a lot. 449 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,311 In the evenings he made everyone around him happy, telling your stories. 450 00:42:03,613 --> 00:42:06,237 But he loved one of them more everyone else. 451 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,071 So, the conversation there was about the Jewish people. 452 00:42:09,331 --> 00:42:11,333 They had a beautiful young bride... 453 00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:14,343 ...who was returning after her wedding day. 454 00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:05,336 Hey, in the courtyard! Is there anyone there? 455 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,185 I'm coming! I'm coming! 456 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,931 - Why are you here? - We played a wedding for them... 457 00:43:12,127 --> 00:43:14,144 ...and now we are returning to our homeland. 458 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,701 You will find food and shelter for us for the night? 459 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,648 - Oh, Bellini! - No, I'm not Bellini. I am Abraham! 460 00:43:19,821 --> 00:43:21,462 Where should I put you? 461 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,483 There are only two rooms! 462 00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:26,504 We don't have a hotel here. An ordinary courtyard. 463 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,479 Okay, okay, man! Right, Rebecca? 464 00:43:29,751 --> 00:43:33,026 All we need is a comfortable bed for our first wedding night. 465 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,200 Jump off, darling! Jump off! 466 00:43:43,463 --> 00:43:45,173 Are you satisfied? 467 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,606 - Will there be someone else? - No no! We're all here. 468 00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:58,159 Well, then come in! 469 00:44:15,721 --> 00:44:17,171 Here you go! 470 00:44:20,113 --> 00:44:22,105 This is all I have. 471 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,081 Delicious chicken? 472 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,853 Oh, please forgive me! 473 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,096 -Are you still tired, Rebecca? - No, Isaac. 474 00:45:09,212 --> 00:45:10,850 I'm just hungry. 475 00:45:14,605 --> 00:45:18,291 More wine! This is good wine! And I want to drink to the health of my loved ones. 476 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,076 - Health! - Health and happiness! 477 00:45:21,263 --> 00:45:22,808 Hello! 478 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,481 What kind of bedlam?! 479 00:45:25,614 --> 00:45:28,910 On the wedding day they go solemn march! 480 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,842 The Genoese, although excellent guides, people are too rude... 481 00:45:33,312 --> 00:45:35,426 ...dirty and ignorant. 482 00:45:36,979 --> 00:45:38,689 Holy words! 483 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,801 And stingy, as they say, just like us. 484 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,336 Master, more wine! 485 00:45:50,967 --> 00:45:53,690 Yes, yes! Well done! Well done, go get some wine! 486 00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:55,490 No matter how much we have to rush you! 487 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,440 One rude person has arrived! 488 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,205 Master! 489 00:46:11,525 --> 00:46:13,344 So, will you bring us some wine? 490 00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:16,888 Come on, get moving! I already have a piece stuck in my throat! 491 00:46:21,222 --> 00:46:23,218 - Hey, how are you? - Everything is fine, thank you! 492 00:46:23,616 --> 00:46:26,421 I have a little job for you. 493 00:46:26,904 --> 00:46:28,237 Work? 494 00:46:28,343 --> 00:46:30,183 Just do what I say! 495 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,480 - This is the landlord, where is he? - Apparently, he went to crush grapes! 496 00:46:34,312 --> 00:46:36,160 He won't push much alone! 497 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,802 So, have you understood everything well? 498 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,960 You'll take the horses, right? 499 00:46:47,204 --> 00:46:49,738 And then knock harder on the doors and windows, as I command. 500 00:46:49,919 --> 00:46:51,328 And all the work?! 501 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,920 And here comes the innkeeper! 502 00:46:53,094 --> 00:46:56,582 Hurry! Hide the gold quickly! There are bandits here! 503 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,859 But what kind of gold?! We don't even know what is this! 504 00:46:59,524 --> 00:47:03,454 These are very evil bandits! If they If they don't find gold, they will kill everyone here! 505 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,803 Go! Come with me! Go! 506 00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:08,166 Come on, get in here! 507 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,173 - It stinks in there! - It's just a little crap. 508 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:14,122 Come on, don't get caught up in history! 509 00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:16,683 - Hey, who's inside? - Better open it! 510 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,962 Come on, come on in! Not worth it getting into trouble over a bunch of crap! 511 00:47:20,751 --> 00:47:23,433 But you move forward otherwise the rest will not pass! 512 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,205 Wait a second! Come on in! 513 00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:28,679 Come in, come on! Well! 514 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,515 And you too! So... 515 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:33,087 But she doesn’t! I will say that she is my daughter. Don't worry! 516 00:47:33,316 --> 00:47:35,459 Come in! Make room a little! 517 00:47:36,351 --> 00:47:38,201 Like this! Lower, yes! 518 00:47:38,406 --> 00:47:40,696 If you're not careful, your skirt will get dirty. 519 00:47:41,229 --> 00:47:43,683 - Yes, are there really bandits there? - Don't hit your head! 520 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,412 - Isaac! -Where are you going? 521 00:47:47,647 --> 00:47:51,046 Don't worry! I said I'll do everything! You can trust me! 522 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,254 And the rest of you don't even breathe! And I will take care of your little dove myself. 523 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,160 Come here! That's it... 524 00:48:01,294 --> 00:48:03,164 Get on this table! 525 00:48:03,274 --> 00:48:05,470 - Like this! - But... 526 00:48:05,586 --> 00:48:07,640 Come on, unlock it! Why are you bothering? 527 00:48:08,658 --> 00:48:12,040 What do you want? Go rob to some other place! 528 00:48:12,195 --> 00:48:13,994 I'm here alone with my daughter! 529 00:48:16,808 --> 00:48:18,926 - I'm suffocating! - I can't wait here! 530 00:48:20,315 --> 00:48:22,754 Damn it! Can't breathe! 531 00:48:23,741 --> 00:48:25,968 Hey master! And the horses? 532 00:48:26,143 --> 00:48:29,637 What if they set fire to the stables? Our horses are there! 533 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,856 He thinks about horses! Well, watch your head! Oh, I wish I had gold for such work! 534 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,820 But I'm so scared! 535 00:48:36,479 --> 00:48:38,799 Shut up! If you hear what are you saying like a stranger... 536 00:48:38,953 --> 00:48:40,728 ...they will understand that you are not my daughter. 537 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,563 Sit still! Yes, lie down! 538 00:48:44,017 --> 00:48:45,806 Like this! Good girl! Yes! 539 00:48:47,844 --> 00:48:50,362 It would be better if we gave up at the mercy of the robbers! 540 00:48:50,974 --> 00:48:53,283 Well, it stinks! A true stench! 541 00:48:53,499 --> 00:48:55,310 I'm already sick! 542 00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:03,060 And if you don't open it, We'll destroy the whole tavern for you! 543 00:49:03,363 --> 00:49:04,801 Quiet! 544 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,924 The owner is smart. He'll come up with how to send them away. 545 00:49:15,390 --> 00:49:16,788 I can't breathe, Giacomo! 546 00:49:16,993 --> 00:49:18,849 A little crap won't hurt them. 547 00:49:18,975 --> 00:49:20,630 Oh, dear mother! 548 00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:29,854 No, no, no! No! 549 00:49:30,074 --> 00:49:33,145 - Let me go, please! - Now I will make you forget about fear. 550 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:36,681 - No, I don’t want to! I won't! - Well, come on! Let's! 551 00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,803 I know you just got married. 552 00:49:38,982 --> 00:49:42,006 - Don't scream, otherwise they'll kill us both! - No! No! 553 00:49:42,164 --> 00:49:44,014 No no! I'm... I'm... 554 00:49:45,014 --> 00:49:48,004 - I'm still a virgin! - Everyone has their own shortcomings! 555 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,294 I'd rather do this with you, than those robbers! 556 00:49:55,748 --> 00:49:57,632 I'm about to suffocate... 557 00:49:58,356 --> 00:50:00,614 There are bandits here! And we demand that you unlock it for us! 558 00:50:01,602 --> 00:50:03,500 Get out of here, you bastards! 559 00:50:03,739 --> 00:50:06,317 Go ahead and break in to another barn! Do you understand? 560 00:50:06,446 --> 00:50:08,775 No! No, don't drive them away! 561 00:50:08,909 --> 00:50:10,685 No! No! 562 00:50:10,824 --> 00:50:12,483 It was so wonderful! 563 00:50:13,266 --> 00:50:15,005 Let's continue! 564 00:50:19,731 --> 00:50:21,103 Oh yes! 565 00:50:21,682 --> 00:50:22,932 Yes! 566 00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:25,329 Let's get out of here! It's time for us to return. 567 00:50:25,511 --> 00:50:28,531 And for the work done Let's take these animals with us! 568 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,239 Oh yes! 569 00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:34,695 Wonderful! 570 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,465 You can get used to everything, but... 571 00:50:44,064 --> 00:50:45,674 ...but not to that! 572 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,973 Let's do it again! 573 00:50:53,376 --> 00:50:55,169 But the bandits have already left. 574 00:50:56,906 --> 00:50:59,086 Well, to hell with them! What if they come back again? 575 00:50:59,846 --> 00:51:03,176 But if we stay here a little longer, you'll have to pull it out from under the floor six corpses. 576 00:51:05,637 --> 00:51:08,224 Oh! I was quite pleased! 577 00:51:14,461 --> 00:51:16,200 Nothing more is heard. 578 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,063 Get out! 579 00:51:20,144 --> 00:51:22,458 They left. You have nothing to fear! 580 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:25,916 Well, that's it! Be satisfied that they didn't do anything to you! 581 00:51:26,493 --> 00:51:28,453 Sit down on the bench there. 582 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,458 Now - the next one! 583 00:51:31,238 --> 00:51:34,112 So! Yes! Yes! Well, that's it! 584 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,455 However, you smell a little, huh? 585 00:51:38,732 --> 00:51:40,138 Come out, come on! 586 00:51:40,232 --> 00:51:43,553 And don't worry! Now you you can relax! It's all over. 587 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:47,553 Now I'll give it to you all dry clothes to keep you going at least a little cleaner. 588 00:51:48,169 --> 00:51:49,989 For a separate payment, of course. 589 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,915 Here you go! Have you seen this? 590 00:51:52,090 --> 00:51:55,089 Everything ended well as I promised. 591 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,167 And when you pass by, come and see me. 592 00:52:05,337 --> 00:52:07,112 - Certainly! - It's a pity that I have to bother you... 593 00:52:07,204 --> 00:52:09,111 - But you understand: for shelter, for food. - Well, yes! Of course! 594 00:52:09,206 --> 00:52:12,245 - Thank you, thank you! - And thank you for saving our lives! 595 00:52:12,392 --> 00:52:14,691 Thank you, master! Maybe we'll meet again. 596 00:52:14,806 --> 00:52:16,600 - Goodbye! - Yes, come in! 597 00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:19,555 - Shall we buy that mule? - Thank you! I wish you a safe journey! 598 00:52:20,827 --> 00:52:22,719 - Goodbye! - God willing, we’ll meet again! 599 00:52:22,776 --> 00:52:24,686 - Have a nice trip! Have a nice trip! - Thank you! 600 00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:27,693 - Goodbye! - Bye! 601 00:52:28,941 --> 00:52:31,599 Have a nice trip! 602 00:52:31,729 --> 00:52:34,385 And don't go astray! And my house is always open for you! 603 00:52:41,816 --> 00:52:43,591 However, what a son of a bitch! 604 00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:46,829 All your stories are based on one way or another, on faith and distrust. 605 00:52:48,334 --> 00:52:51,344 But you don't know that I've heard about some priests who lived in the monastery... 606 00:52:51,554 --> 00:52:53,391 ...somewhere in these parts. 607 00:52:53,578 --> 00:52:56,187 All this happened to one poor cell attendant... 608 00:52:56,478 --> 00:52:58,718 ...who came to these places look for alms. 609 00:52:58,785 --> 00:53:00,530 Listen to what happened to him. 610 00:53:27,855 --> 00:53:30,417 But! But! Why did you get up? 611 00:53:31,602 --> 00:53:34,031 My brother is braver! We'll be on the road soon. 612 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,330 Well, go ahead! 613 00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:57,600 - Padre! Padre, listen! - What do you want, daughter? 614 00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,414 I really need your help. 615 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,535 Oh, don't call me "padre". 616 00:54:01,888 --> 00:54:05,819 I'm just a humble cell attendant, and as poor as everyone else in the order, to which I belong. 617 00:54:06,084 --> 00:54:09,593 - But I really need your help! - Well, if only this... 618 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,702 What else? 619 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,792 Tell me, is the sin so great? want to kill a man? 620 00:54:16,108 --> 00:54:17,882 Nail it? And who do you want to kill? 621 00:54:18,022 --> 00:54:21,763 Your husband! Basso from Pergola. I am Olympia, his wife. 622 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,430 Big sin! I don't think so that you need it! 623 00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:28,121 - But what if he does this to me? - Can there be any justification for this? 624 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,493 He hits me. He tortures me worse than a walking woman! 625 00:54:30,715 --> 00:54:32,790 He pulls my hair and hits and kicks me! 626 00:54:32,901 --> 00:54:35,087 Look here! I'm all bruised! 627 00:54:35,186 --> 00:54:36,568 No, don't. 628 00:54:54,405 --> 00:54:55,840 So what? 629 00:54:57,716 --> 00:55:01,624 Let's go, my dear sister. We'll take a good look your situation. 630 00:55:35,948 --> 00:55:37,496 I'm back. 631 00:55:53,013 --> 00:55:55,325 Hey you little wife! Where have you been? 632 00:55:55,529 --> 00:55:57,225 I went to church to confess. 633 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,760 - Which church? - To the church at the monastery. 634 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,209 And it took three hours!? 635 00:56:02,412 --> 00:56:05,591 Damn you! Are you trying to deceive me? 636 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,632 Bassyushka, my dear! Well, calm down! My dear, calm down! 637 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,777 Well, if you want to do something to me, do that! 638 00:56:12,884 --> 00:56:15,543 But just do it harder! Because if you don't kill me, I'll kill you myself! 639 00:56:15,696 --> 00:56:17,418 I don't want to live anymore such a life! 640 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,989 Well, shut up! 641 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:21,183 Understood? Shut up! 642 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,012 One fine day I'll smash her head like yours! 643 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,200 Would you like some wine? 644 00:56:57,498 --> 00:57:00,446 But, my dear Basso, you're too excited. 645 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,454 You're always angry! 646 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,279 Do you see? That's what I'm talking about! 647 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,520 Come on quickly before no one sees! 648 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,698 Olympia! 649 00:58:11,756 --> 00:58:13,429 Olympia? 650 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,641 Olympia! 651 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,192 My daughter! What have you done to yourself!? 652 00:58:38,735 --> 00:58:41,825 Hey, where goes mother, goes daughter? Where have you gone? 653 00:58:43,966 --> 00:58:46,560 Is it too hot to sleep in the house? 654 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,944 Well, where is this unfortunate libertine? Where did it go? 655 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,332 The devil himself won't understand anything! 656 00:59:07,396 --> 00:59:11,464 My beloved brother! How can I I'm grateful that you didn't give commit a crime for me! 657 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,022 Don't kill yourself! Your daughter is already in heaven. 658 00:59:31,351 --> 00:59:33,480 Let's go! She's already in heaven! 659 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,284 Why did you do this? Well, why? 660 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:53,644 I knew it! I knew it! 661 00:59:53,816 --> 00:59:56,016 My daughter! My daughter! 662 00:59:56,513 --> 00:59:58,724 And yes! I know your killer! 663 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,163 I know the one who made me I lost my daughter. 664 01:00:01,324 --> 01:00:03,710 - Here it is! - Murderer! Murderer! 665 01:00:03,988 --> 01:00:06,490 Worth it, you stinking drunk! 666 01:00:06,798 --> 01:00:08,666 You'll pay, understand? 667 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,880 Leave me alone! I don't know anything! 668 01:00:30,498 --> 01:00:31,943 No, really! 669 01:00:32,044 --> 01:00:34,369 Leave me alone! I beg you, leave it! 670 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,153 I feel very bad myself! 671 01:00:40,147 --> 01:00:42,240 Help! Mom, help me! 672 01:00:43,805 --> 01:00:47,156 Where are you taking me? Let go! Let go! 673 01:00:49,405 --> 01:00:50,872 I didn't do anything! 674 01:00:53,961 --> 01:00:56,179 I'm innocent! Innocent! 675 01:00:59,467 --> 01:01:01,296 No! No! No need! 676 01:01:01,853 --> 01:01:03,178 No need! 677 01:01:09,924 --> 01:01:12,164 Help! Help! 678 01:01:16,079 --> 01:01:18,282 Runs away! Don't let him get away! 679 01:01:21,921 --> 01:01:23,600 Wait! Come to me! 680 01:01:37,636 --> 01:01:39,298 You are a killer! 681 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,127 My holy wife! 682 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,000 You need to get some rest. 683 01:02:43,812 --> 01:02:45,507 Ah, my monk! 684 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,215 How skillfully do you penetrate into my very soul! 685 01:03:05,602 --> 01:03:09,179 May your soul protect... Just like Jesus! 686 01:03:13,899 --> 01:03:15,982 Holy Mary bless you! 687 01:03:28,837 --> 01:03:30,680 But it's too late. 688 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,385 Come back! Come back soon! 689 01:03:41,164 --> 01:03:42,658 Be calm! 690 01:03:44,245 --> 01:03:45,979 But I continue to starve. 691 01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:48,106 When will you bring me some food? 692 01:03:48,954 --> 01:03:51,159 As soon as I can sneak away anything for you. 693 01:03:53,285 --> 01:03:55,805 You know, I can't stand it anymore! 694 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,669 What is this?! 695 01:04:37,537 --> 01:04:41,139 - Here you are! - No, let me go! Let me go! 696 01:04:41,576 --> 01:04:43,222 Let us go! 697 01:04:45,685 --> 01:04:47,652 -You have nothing to be afraid of! - I won't do this again! 698 01:04:48,569 --> 01:04:50,616 Yes, brothers! Let's take them there! 699 01:04:52,513 --> 01:04:54,961 No need! I won't do this again! 700 01:04:56,694 --> 01:04:58,565 Leave my hair! My beautiful hair! 701 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,695 Look what you're doing! No! 702 01:05:00,810 --> 01:05:02,227 Everything is fine! 703 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,360 No, not the hair! No! 704 01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:09,221 - No! No! - We've almost cut our hair. 705 01:05:09,630 --> 01:05:11,428 Let go! 706 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,880 - No! - Don't kick! 707 01:05:22,496 --> 01:05:23,956 No! 708 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,993 No! No! 709 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,117 - Everything is done! - Fine. 710 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,459 How tired I am. 711 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,720 - We locked up the blasphemer. -Who is this sinner? 712 01:05:55,898 --> 01:05:58,620 Olympia, wife of Basso, who believes she drowned. 713 01:05:58,979 --> 01:06:00,342 And she looks nice. 714 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,791 - And so pretty! - Well, what are you saying!? 715 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,998 Brothers, even our Lord recognized Magdalene's piety. 716 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,207 Let us save the soul of this sinner. 717 01:06:10,914 --> 01:06:13,037 And may the Lord help me! 718 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,925 My daughter, you have done greatest sin! 719 01:06:22,113 --> 01:06:24,611 And only good penance... 720 01:06:24,777 --> 01:06:27,833 ...can save your soul and clear your conscience. 721 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,542 Yes, yes, my dear padre! I'll tell you everything! I'll tell you the whole truth! 722 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,199 It all started when I met Father... 723 01:06:34,305 --> 01:06:36,677 ...and showed him the tracks that My husband left it to me. 724 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,915 Here, here... and here again! 725 01:06:39,042 --> 01:06:40,835 Calm down, sinner! 726 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,105 I will save your soul! 727 01:06:43,941 --> 01:06:45,431 Be calm! 728 01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:16,938 Brothers, the sinner is truly good! 729 01:07:17,357 --> 01:07:20,817 And we must apply all your soul to save her! 730 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,730 Favorite! 731 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,845 Oh no! If you allow me, I'll go now! 732 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:08,590 But, blessed child, how did it occur to you... 733 01:09:08,722 --> 01:09:12,060 ...to commit this unholy act right inside the monastery? 734 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:15,224 Know, my son, that she I repented of everything. 735 01:09:15,486 --> 01:09:19,407 Try and sincerely repent, and then - you'll see - everything will rise again to their places. 736 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,405 Yes, I repent of my sin. I repent greatly! 737 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,680 This should serve as an example to everyone and everyone! 738 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,598 I have decided that I am a sinner... 739 01:09:29,894 --> 01:09:32,028 ...must stay here with us, in the monastery. 740 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,747 We must continue to save her soul... 741 01:09:35,051 --> 01:09:37,932 Well, Olympia should be perceived... 742 01:09:38,042 --> 01:09:39,918 ...like a nice property our commune. 743 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,161 Wine... Will you drink it? 744 01:09:46,626 --> 01:09:48,393 - Drink! - No! 745 01:09:48,741 --> 01:09:50,663 - I don't drink from a wineskin. - Drink! 746 01:09:50,779 --> 01:09:52,819 - No! - My padres... 747 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,893 What great happiness happened to me! 748 01:09:58,227 --> 01:09:59,652 Yes, we feel good too! 749 01:10:13,467 --> 01:10:15,308 But are you sure? 750 01:10:15,849 --> 01:10:17,893 - Yes. - Definitely? 751 01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:20,177 Definitely! 752 01:10:20,368 --> 01:10:21,913 And who is the father? 753 01:10:22,106 --> 01:10:24,864 How should I know? One of you. 754 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,410 Because we all found ourselves fallen into shit... 755 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,770 ...let's spend the night meditating... 756 01:10:44,917 --> 01:10:47,670 And I think that I know Who is the father of baby Olympia? 757 01:10:47,839 --> 01:10:49,248 You know?! 758 01:10:49,388 --> 01:10:52,342 And who? Who is the baby's father? Tell us, father. 759 01:10:52,455 --> 01:10:55,456 Because fatherhood is nothing else as an act of faith... 760 01:10:55,572 --> 01:10:59,286 ...I'm telling you that the baby's father Olympia is... 761 01:10:59,469 --> 01:11:01,799 ...Basso, her legal husband. 762 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,492 - Basso from Pergola is the father?! - Is this possible? 763 01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:07,367 But, sorry! If Basso I haven't seen Olympia for five months... 764 01:11:07,539 --> 01:11:09,350 ...how can he be the baby's father? 765 01:11:09,488 --> 01:11:13,005 Brothers, let's not look for the essence there, where Providence worked! 766 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,640 Providence or not, but let's send Olympia to her husband! 767 01:11:19,865 --> 01:11:21,501 But what happened? 768 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,344 Miracle! Miracle! 769 01:11:28,235 --> 01:11:29,745 Mother? 770 01:11:31,074 --> 01:11:33,635 Mother, what happened? What's wrong with you? 771 01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:39,482 Miracle! Miracle! 772 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,279 Miracle! 773 01:11:42,157 --> 01:11:44,532 Miracle... miracle... miracle... 774 01:11:59,509 --> 01:12:02,818 What miracle? What are you talking to me about? 775 01:12:11,890 --> 01:12:13,739 But she's still just as good as before! 776 01:12:22,118 --> 01:12:23,919 There's a miracle there! 777 01:12:33,531 --> 01:12:35,264 Dear mother! What a miracle! 778 01:12:40,926 --> 01:12:42,951 My daughter! Daughter! 779 01:12:43,114 --> 01:12:46,187 I knew you were a saint! I knew it! 780 01:12:46,852 --> 01:12:48,718 Oh my beauty! 781 01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:51,380 She heard my prayers and came back to me! 782 01:12:51,445 --> 01:12:53,188 My daughter! 783 01:13:45,653 --> 01:13:49,345 Brothers! Tomorrow you will start again to the search. 784 01:13:49,904 --> 01:13:54,104 You have already demonstrated the ability to find the best. 785 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,595 And may Providence help us! 786 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,676 Well, not the first time a pregnant woman becomes a saint! 787 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,276 And, to atone for my guilt, her husband simultaneously found out that he had become both a cuckold and a father. 788 01:14:09,367 --> 01:14:10,806 Serves him right! 789 01:14:11,133 --> 01:14:13,920 But many of us belong to a family of shepherds. 790 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,897 But my grandfather Farinello ran a mill and ground grain on it. 791 01:14:17,023 --> 01:14:18,522 Oh, since he was handsome... 792 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,425 Yes, he was handsome and a womanizer! And one day I got into an adventure. 793 01:14:22,565 --> 01:14:24,084 Sit down and listen! 794 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:42,160 Hey Rivet! Let's go to work! 795 01:14:42,290 --> 01:14:43,945 What, again? 796 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,906 And we have a lot of grain to bring today to the mill? 797 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,276 - Less than yesterday. “Then I’ll drop by the widow’s for a moment.” 798 01:15:02,391 --> 01:15:04,211 - I'll go with you! - Let's go! 799 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:10,519 Who's there? 800 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,550 - It's me, Farinello. Can I come in? - No! 801 01:15:12,661 --> 01:15:14,355 - What did you say? - She said no! 802 01:15:14,485 --> 01:15:17,005 - For one minute! - I said no! 803 01:15:19,447 --> 01:15:23,015 Leave! Get out immediately! You immoral lout! Ham! 804 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,597 - Isn't the title too high for me? - Well, it’s true! What do you want? 805 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,430 My dear Donna Collage, how much is there in you! 806 01:15:30,918 --> 01:15:32,874 Blessed is the mother who gave birth to you! 807 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,476 - Will you tell me what you want - yes or no? - Hush, hush! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! 808 01:15:36,735 --> 01:15:40,015 - But first, satisfy my curiosity. - No, I won’t satisfy anything! 809 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,188 It's true that you fucked her husband to death? 810 01:15:42,281 --> 01:15:43,972 - Do you care? - It worries me, yes! 811 01:15:44,078 --> 01:15:45,977 - Go fuck yourself, flour grinder! - If you fuck with me... 812 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:49,404 -...I will bring you two pounds of flour as a gift. - Go fuck yourself! 813 01:15:49,690 --> 01:15:52,932 I can bring you for every approach three bags of flour or even four! 814 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:54,920 Can you insert a flower? in your ass! 815 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,198 I could bring you flowers for this. 816 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,149 Go fuck yourself! 817 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,013 I'm leaving! I'm leaving! 818 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:07,403 - Rivet! We're leaving! -Did you manage to have a drink with Donna Collage? 819 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,840 What kind of drink is there?! She's hungry That's the rub! 820 01:16:09,983 --> 01:16:11,805 Hungry for a man? There is a good way! 821 01:16:11,959 --> 01:16:14,734 That's it! And I tell you - sooner or later I'll end up in bed Donna Collages! 822 01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,259 Oh, you'll be lucky! This woman is a real killer! 823 01:16:17,350 --> 01:16:19,242 And I always said that you know approach to women. 824 01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:22,066 Approaching women is always a question amount of wheat! 825 01:16:22,266 --> 01:16:23,635 Is it true?! 826 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,089 -Are you hungry? - No. 827 01:16:33,277 --> 01:16:35,464 - Don’t you want anything at all? - No. 828 01:16:35,965 --> 01:16:38,443 Well, good! So stay hungry! 829 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,004 I really think that's how it should be! 830 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,390 Hey Farinello! 831 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,951 Can I ask you one question? 832 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,630 Speak! 833 01:16:48,811 --> 01:16:51,569 It's been a few days now actually it's been a few weeks now... 834 01:16:52,026 --> 01:16:55,531 ...how do you not satisfy your hunger with me? Have you found a place to peck? your "bird"? 835 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,013 My beautiful wife! 836 01:17:06,676 --> 01:17:09,077 You asked me a fair question. 837 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,568 But I will refrain from answering. 838 01:17:12,538 --> 01:17:14,174 And do you know why? 839 01:17:15,124 --> 01:17:16,946 Sit down, sit down! 840 01:17:17,379 --> 01:17:19,064 Here, on the bed. 841 01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:26,063 That's it... 842 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,311 Sit down and look like you're happy. 843 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:30,819 Now close your beautiful eyes... 844 01:17:30,954 --> 01:17:32,792 ...and think about what you like. 845 01:17:33,495 --> 01:17:35,355 - Have you thought about it? - Yes. 846 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,520 Now open one slightly. 847 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:43,061 So this is how “hunger” will attack you... 848 01:17:43,214 --> 01:17:45,204 ...go swing your hoe in the field! 849 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,840 Be careful, don't make noise! 850 01:18:06,689 --> 01:18:08,014 Stop! 851 01:18:21,734 --> 01:18:23,230 Scoundrel! Depraved old man! 852 01:18:23,388 --> 01:18:25,890 Let's get out of here quickly! She got angry... 853 01:18:26,043 --> 01:18:27,727 It exploded out of nowhere! 854 01:18:29,847 --> 01:18:31,533 But what did you say to her? 855 01:18:31,701 --> 01:18:33,668 Get your ass out! 856 01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:35,836 I think it's clear now, right? 857 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:40,040 Now that I've told you everything, I felt better. 858 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,401 What a lustful man! Lustful hunchback! 859 01:18:55,942 --> 01:18:58,183 I thank you for your honesty Donna Collage. 860 01:18:58,319 --> 01:19:01,319 Let me tell you, but don't tell me I was the one who told you, okay? 861 01:19:01,705 --> 01:19:03,863 Be careful! He will get angry when he finds out that they told you everything. 862 01:19:03,998 --> 01:19:06,561 - I beg you very much! - I don't care! I won't tolerate this anymore! 863 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,288 So he has his eye on you? He also promised two quarters of a pound of wheat?! 864 01:19:09,474 --> 01:19:12,537 Well, I’ll prepare a gift for him too! My patience is over! 865 01:19:12,650 --> 01:19:14,230 I'll do it my way! 866 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,729 I'll do whatever you say but the wheat must go to me! 867 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,121 - She was promised to me! - You are closer to me than my sister! 868 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:34,525 -Who's there? - It's me - Farinello! 869 01:19:34,951 --> 01:19:36,575 I'll come in, right? 870 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,975 Good afternoon, Donna Collagea! 871 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,940 Maybe so. 872 01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:43,552 Well, are you satisfied? 873 01:19:51,048 --> 01:19:52,577 Here you go, ass! 874 01:19:53,124 --> 01:19:54,722 You want? 875 01:19:56,732 --> 01:19:59,693 Donna Collage I brought as much wheat bread as promised. 876 01:19:59,802 --> 01:20:03,496 And if you want, there will always be so much of it at your disposal. 877 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,227 Well, you probably wouldn't just bring it to me... 878 01:20:06,397 --> 01:20:08,365 ...so much grain and bread. And I'll tell you, 879 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:11,123 ...you could get it too for this pleasure. 880 01:20:11,247 --> 01:20:13,677 - What? - Today I made up my mind! 881 01:20:14,674 --> 01:20:16,129 Today?! 882 01:20:18,502 --> 01:20:21,334 - Are you happy? - Satisfied, yes! 883 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,931 So I'm waiting for you in the evening after sunset. 884 01:20:27,339 --> 01:20:30,313 I must have died! Oh God, what is this?! 885 01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:31,991 Oh God! God! 886 01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:34,258 - Now - go! - I'm going, I'm going... 887 01:20:34,344 --> 01:20:36,339 But in the evening - as if on command! 888 01:20:39,645 --> 01:20:41,470 That's it, damn bitch! 889 01:20:42,147 --> 01:20:44,528 Good luck, it will strike again in the evening, when I come to her. 890 01:20:45,505 --> 01:20:47,425 Well, come what may! 891 01:20:48,087 --> 01:20:50,741 Flour grinder, what is it? Gave it to you for nuts? 892 01:20:50,924 --> 01:20:52,675 It's a kiss, asshole! 893 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:55,741 Kiss-asshole!? Let me see! 894 01:20:57,409 --> 01:21:00,529 - It seems to me that this is still a black eye. - It was just a delicious kiss! 895 01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:02,979 Savory kiss! 896 01:21:03,068 --> 01:21:05,945 But this woman has a club instead of a tongue? And what a cudgel! 897 01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,748 What kind of club is there?! It's just a kiss from a real woman! 898 01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:10,616 I'm telling you - everything is ready! 899 01:21:10,826 --> 01:21:13,697 Today she is waiting for me at home, and I won’t miss this! 900 01:21:13,749 --> 01:21:16,173 - Well, what about me? - No, you - nothing! 901 01:21:16,311 --> 01:21:20,055 Tonight I'll come to Donna Collage, and you will accompany me. 902 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:23,880 - Well, if you say so. - Yes, I'm telling you that's what I say! 903 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,681 - My strength is in courage! - No, it was strength that made you more courageous! 904 01:21:28,057 --> 01:21:29,658 Do you really think so? 905 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:33,573 Look at this! Always sleeping will not do anything in a day! 906 01:21:34,055 --> 01:21:35,833 Hey woman! Woman! 907 01:21:35,931 --> 01:21:38,660 I turned the millstones in the mill all night! 908 01:21:38,926 --> 01:21:41,373 And you don't even expect it even though I was late! 909 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,405 What do you have? Shining? 910 01:21:45,564 --> 01:21:48,586 Work injury? The hammer bounced! I'm working! 911 01:21:48,953 --> 01:21:51,377 So, be careful! Otherwise your “hammer” will hurt! 912 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,049 Eh! Well, bye! 913 01:21:53,188 --> 01:21:56,583 My little Farinell! In the evening try not to overwork yourself! 914 01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:02,803 Here, look! I risk staying hungry just to let my “bird” “peck”. 915 01:23:16,229 --> 01:23:18,858 Oh, damn it! I almost tore off my balls! 916 01:23:21,561 --> 01:23:24,241 Didn't you break anything? 917 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,587 Everything is in place. Well, let's go! 918 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,686 When we get there don't be angry. 919 01:23:38,771 --> 01:23:41,054 Perhaps something will happen to you too. 920 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:43,969 Or maybe! I've been here for so long I'm still hungry... 921 01:23:44,150 --> 01:23:45,918 ...that I can, perhaps make two passes! 922 01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:50,575 Here you go! I've arrived! 923 01:23:50,716 --> 01:23:53,055 - Well, I'm off! Be there! - All the best to you, miller! 924 01:23:53,183 --> 01:23:54,505 Thank you! 925 01:23:54,874 --> 01:23:57,874 - And do everything with honor! - Let's hope! 926 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,708 May I? Donna Collage? 927 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:05,733 Donna Collage? 928 01:24:06,321 --> 01:24:07,998 I can come in, huh? 929 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,328 I have great instincts! I will find you in the dark, you know! 930 01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:17,368 Here you are! I knew it. 931 01:24:17,596 --> 01:24:20,844 Oh, this is a bed! Well, should I climb in too? 932 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,827 Are you ready? 933 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,417 Tell me when enough is enough. 934 01:24:42,688 --> 01:24:45,937 Because if you don't say I can do this for the rest of my life, you know! 935 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,071 I'm going to die now! I'll die! 936 01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:55,497 Stop! Stop! No more! 937 01:24:55,881 --> 01:24:57,450 Do not move! 938 01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:08,379 Oh, why don't you say anything? Afraid to disturb the blessed soul your spouse? 939 01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:12,793 Say something! 940 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,379 Donna Collage! 941 01:25:32,112 --> 01:25:34,199 Oh, how good you are! 942 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,299 What's happened? 943 01:25:46,427 --> 01:25:48,781 Oh, the bed fell! This has never happened before! 944 01:25:48,891 --> 01:25:51,807 But nothing! I can do that too! 945 01:25:51,931 --> 01:25:54,331 That's it - I can handle it! I can handle it! 946 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,743 I'm sorry, but I need some water. 947 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:09,058 Forgive me, for God's sake! But I'll be back! 948 01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,873 Oh Rivet? Wake up! 949 01:26:14,010 --> 01:26:16,481 - Wake up! It's already over. - How did it end? 950 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:18,625 Donna Collage is an asshole! 951 01:26:19,295 --> 01:26:22,246 Mom dear! My stomach hurts with all possible pain! 952 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:31,617 I don’t recommend saying a word to you! 953 01:26:31,737 --> 01:26:33,445 Do whatever he says! Do you understand? 954 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:36,651 And who speaks argues? Am I an idiot?! God bless you, flour miller! 955 01:27:14,457 --> 01:27:16,508 - How good I feel! - And how much? 956 01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:18,798 - Three! - Three?! But I could do four! 957 01:27:18,922 --> 01:27:22,168 Even seven! Farinello for you - not some quitter! 958 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,864 She has such a hot "entrance" - It burns like a head of garlic! 959 01:27:24,976 --> 01:27:26,530 Will need to be repeated this evening. Yes, flour mill? 960 01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:29,003 Let's repeat, yes! But don't you want to make her pregnant? 961 01:27:29,163 --> 01:27:31,972 Yes, I would like to. That's just it this mill... 962 01:27:32,171 --> 01:27:34,042 ...won't provide for me for such expenses. 963 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,931 Welcome back, my stallion! 964 01:27:40,052 --> 01:27:41,862 Yeah, you stud, you know! 965 01:27:42,070 --> 01:27:44,904 I worked all night and you have no idea I'm so hungry now. 966 01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:48,000 Make me four eggs. 967 01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:52,663 You deserve even seven. 968 01:27:52,844 --> 01:27:54,656 No, no, that's a lot. 969 01:27:54,905 --> 01:27:56,505 I only want four. 970 01:27:56,720 --> 01:28:00,160 - It seems to me that it’s seven. - But I won’t last more than four. 971 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:04,265 And yet, you are capable of seven! Because exactly seven times you did it tonight! 972 01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:08,171 And you didn't spend it on Donna Collage your seed, but on me, I assure you! 973 01:28:08,421 --> 01:28:11,787 After you've done it four times, you went to pee. 974 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:13,803 And then you came back. 975 01:28:14,134 --> 01:28:16,237 Fresh as at the very beginning. 976 01:28:16,576 --> 01:28:19,618 And he did it three more times, better than before! 977 01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:22,852 I have Donna Collaju to thank for this! 978 01:28:23,218 --> 01:28:26,819 For the first time in my life I got it seven times in a row! 979 01:28:27,046 --> 01:28:29,362 Seven times you gave "peck" to your "bird"! 980 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:31,874 Seven times?! 981 01:28:33,630 --> 01:28:37,515 And from now on you will have to do it seven times, when you want to feed her, my stallion! 982 01:28:38,229 --> 01:28:42,220 And you will anger the Lord if you won't continue like this for the rest of the time our life. 983 01:28:42,997 --> 01:28:45,805 I gave you permission myself take that bag of wheat, which you paid. 984 01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:50,485 And know that since you spend so much on her, then it should be spent twice as much on me! 985 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:54,810 Four times - me, and three - the other. 986 01:28:55,144 --> 01:28:57,524 Yes, that makes seven, you know! 987 01:29:01,573 --> 01:29:03,146 Farinello! 988 01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,809 - Farinello! - I'll kill myself! 989 01:29:07,943 --> 01:29:09,483 I'll kill myself! 990 01:29:09,569 --> 01:29:11,721 Stop before you destroy the whole house! 991 01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:16,045 And don't forget that you still owe me a favor in front of his wife. 992 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:20,591 - And you must pay it immediately! - But I have already fulfilled my marital duty! 993 01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:23,068 Oh yeah? But not with me! 994 01:29:23,231 --> 01:29:26,862 - You thought it was Donna Collage! - And as many as seven times... 995 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:32,173 Cry, cry! But you don't care do your duty! 996 01:29:32,361 --> 01:29:34,670 And if not, I'll cut off both your balls and I'll fry it for you for dinner! 997 01:29:36,853 --> 01:29:39,230 Well, have mercy! 998 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:48,313 Woman was invented bad luck for the man! 999 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:52,407 How much it cost me What did I do that day! 1000 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:56,455 Because you can pay off Donna Collages It could have been wheat. And that's it it would be ok! 1001 01:29:57,453 --> 01:30:00,173 But my wife... I know her! I know! 1002 01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:08,356 My filly, I'm back! 1003 01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:15,093 I'm so hungry I can't even stand on your feet! 1004 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:19,689 Just don't say you're nothing I didn’t prepare it for the evening! 1005 01:30:21,739 --> 01:30:23,767 First - your marital duty! 1006 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,306 No, even if I forget about it, then you will never forget! 1007 01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:32,379 Sooner or later she will kill me with this! 1008 01:30:32,699 --> 01:30:35,088 - But even before that he’ll have time to get laid! - What did you say? 1009 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:39,161 Nothing! I'm happy, you know! I'm so lucky! 1010 01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,832 And why can’t you get enough of a blow? 1011 01:30:47,715 --> 01:30:50,386 Well, let's stop sitting here! 1012 01:30:50,517 --> 01:30:53,569 - Now it’s time to get to work! - Yes, it’s time to know the honor! 1013 01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:57,958 I have another story! But her I'll tell you sometime in the future.